CHUD is a camera-first meal log. Snap what you're eating, get a score stamped on it, and let the week build its case against you. Affectionately.
iOS beta · limited spots while we finish hardening the backend
No counting, no logging macros by hand. Point your camera at the evidence and let CHUD do the paperwork.
Open the app, take a photo or pull one from your gallery. Add a note if you want. That's the whole input.
CHUD reads the evidence — portion, presentation, timing, pattern — and stamps a score on it. Not a calorie count. A verdict.
Every completed week becomes a sealed case file: accomplishments, evidence meals, and the patterns you'll deny later.
This matters more than it sounds like it should. CHUD has a strict line it doesn't cross.
We're letting people in gradually while we finish hardening things behind the scenes. Tell us a bit about yourself and we'll follow up by email.
Takes about a minute. We read every one of these ourselves.
No. CHUD doesn't track calories, weight, or body metrics. It scores meals based on patterns, presentation, and chaos — not health outcomes.
iOS first. We're tracking Android interest through this form — tell us your platform when you apply.
We review applications and follow up by email as we open up new spots. We're moving carefully while we finish hardening the backend, so it may take a bit.
Meal photos and account data are stored securely and used only to run the app's core features. We're not selling your meals to anyone — they're not that interesting. Yet.
No, and this is non-negotiable for us. CHUD roasts choices, patterns, and chaos — never bodies, weight, or health status. If it ever crosses that line, that's a bug, not a feature.